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Paul's favourite sayings:
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I wont be back for Georges birthday, it will take 5 hours to get back from Kingston through rush hour
Put it this way I'm not sober
oool she's nice
put it this way if she came into your room naked...........
we'll get a bus
Alright Mike what are you doing?
Drink up mike
get him a whisky
let me see him
come on get another
Do you fancy getting last orders
S**t
In year 9 I sat there, Stephen sat there and Dave sat there
In Berlin.........
When me and jo went to see meatloaf we ordered the largest coke from McDonalds
Me and stephen have got an understanding
nice one
I ain't got time
Kristen's dangerous
I know the theory, I can't do the maths
Its easy (that's why I got 62%)
You don't need to know it
Mike your a disgrace
She incensed me Mike
I expect to be told if she's butt ugly
Owl you don't know what its like to fancy someone when they don't like you
Argh, Argh, Argh........
Come here you little sh*t
I've had a laugh
We just walked along and looked at the stars
your'e fu*king gorgeous
you little cu*t
George looked really nice last night
she's a little bowling pin
Mikes back to his old ways
Mike snogged that, it wasn't good
He looked at her then realized she was grim then didn't do it
Mike tried to get off with my poster
I've got to go now I'm shattered
Has he really gone to get a bottle of whiskey
What you need, Michael, is a good titw*nk
Do you wanna walk?
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Paul's exam tips and rules:
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1) If you see a delta with a subscript 4, panic,
2) Be as vague as you can with your interpretation
Pauls rules
Rule number 1 don't date a mates relative
Rule number 2 don't slag of a mates girlfriend
Rule number 3 always get last orders
Rule number 4 get mike a whiskey
This page has been carefully constructed by Alex and Rob, and will be updated as frequently as Paul churns out his new lines. I hope you appreciate the effort that has gone into this page as many a night has been spent with Paul in a pub taking notes of his saying and as you can imagine this is hard work. Many thanks should go to Mike who has helped compile this comprehensive list. No one goes for more quiet drinks than mike and he is a valuable source of information as he gets to hear all the lines first hand.
One of Pauls favourite Meatloaf classics
Out Of The Frying Pan
(And Into The Fire)
Lead Vocal: Meat Loaf
Piano & Keyboards: Roy Bittan
Guitar: Tim Pierce, Pat Thrall
Bass: Steve Buslowe
Drums: Kenny Aronoff
Synthesizers & Programming: Jeff Bova
Background Vocals: Todd Rundgren, Rory Dodd, Kasim Sulton
It's only two o'clock
And the temperature's beginning to soar
And all around the city
You see the walking wounded and the living dead
It's never been this hot and I've never been so bored
And breathing is just no fun anymore
Then I saw you like a summer dream
And you're the answer to every prayer that I ever said
I saw you like a summer dream
And you're the answer to every prayer that I ever said
You can feel the pulse of the pavement
Racing like a runaway horse
The subways are sizzling
And the skin of the streets is gleaming with sweat
I've seen you sitting on the steps outside
And you were looking so restless and reckless and lost
I think it's time for you to come inside
I'll be waiting here with something that you'll never forget
I think it's time for you to come inside
I'll be waiting here with something that you'll never forget
Come on, come on and there'll be no turning back
You were only killing time and it'll kill you right back
Come on, come on, it's time to burn up the fuse
You got nothing to do and even less to lose
You got nothing to do and even less to lose
So wander down to the ancient hallway,
Taking the stairs only one at a time
Follow the sound of my heartbeat now
I'm in the room at the top,
You're at the end of the line
So open the door and lay down on the bed,
The sun is just a ball of desire
And I wanna take you out of the frying pan
And into the fire
Out of the frying pan and into the fire
Out of the frying pan and into the fire
And I wanna take you out of the frying pan
And into the fire
Out of the frying pan and into the fire
Out of the frying pan and into the fire
And into the fire, fire, fire,
And into the fire, fire, fire
And into the fire, fire, fire,
And into the fire
It's only two o'clock
And the temperature's beginning to soar
And all around the city
You see the walking wounded and the living dead
It's never been this hot and I've never been so bored
And breathing is just no fun anymore
Then I saw you like a summer dream
And you're the answer to every prayer that I ever said
I saw you like a summer dream
And you're the answer to every prayer that I ever said
And into the, and into the, and into the
And into the fire, fire, fire,
And into the fire, fire, fire
And into the fire, fire, fire,
And into the fire
And into the fire, fire, fire,
And into the fire, fire, fire
And into the fire!
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